ATTENTION CLEVELAND-AREA HOMEOWNERS: CLUTTER TAKING OVER YOUR HOME?
Get Rid of the Junk Without Lifting a Finger… and Unlock Over $2,000 in Spring Home Service Savings
Discover the Fastest, Easiest, Most Trusted Way to Reclaim Your Garage, Basement, or Backyard—with Uniformed Pros, Same-Day Service, Exclusive Partner Perks, and an Amazing Guarantee: If You’re Not Thrilled, You Don’t Pay.
Let’s be real — most people don’t plan to live with junk.
But somehow, it piles up.
It starts with that broken chair in the garage… the old treadmill you swore you’d fix… the boxes from the last move you never opened. Suddenly, you’re parking outside. Your basement’s a maze. Your spare room’s a no-go zone.
And the idea of tackling it all?
Feels overwhelming. Time-consuming. Maybe even a little embarrassing.
That’s precisely why we created the Spring Junk Removal Grand Slam — a special limited-time offer designed to help Cleveland-area homeowners like you clear the clutter, save serious money, and feel good about your space again.
If you’ve got junk piling up and no time or energy to deal with it, let us handle it — fast, friendly, and fully guaranteed.
Our pros show up on time, clear it out without a mess, and leave your home better than they found it — or you don’t pay a dime.
No heavy lifting. No surprises. Just your junk, gone — often the same day — with over $2,000 in Spring bonuses if you call before the end of the month.
Now, if you’ve looked into junk removal before, you’ve probably seen a lot of options: roll-off dumpsters, big franchises, or some guy with a truck who says he’ll “swing by when he can.”
So…
HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYTHING ELSE YOU’VE SEEN?
Because we built Ohio Junk Force to be the service we wish existed when we were in your shoes.
We’re not a franchise with a rotating crew you’ve never met.
We’re not going to leave a dumpster in your driveway for a week.
And we won’t give you a vague quote and then double it when we show up.
Here’s what we are:
- A locally owned team that’s served thousands of Cleveland-area homeowners for over a decade
- Uniformed, professional crews who show up on time, in branded trucks, ready to work
- Upfront, transparent pricing so there are no surprises
- Same-day or next-day service — because when you’re ready to clean, you don’t want to wait
- We clean up after ourselves — your space looks better than we found it
- We donate and recycle whenever possible, keeping usable items out of the landfill
- And most importantly: If you’re not thrilled, you don’t pay.
We are the only junk removal company in Northeast Ohio that backs every job with an Amazing Service Guarantee — not happy? You owe us nothing.
That’s what makes us different.
That’s why our customers call again.
And that’s why this spring is the perfect time to try us — risk-free.
By now, you might be thinking, “Okay, it sounds good… but what do I actually get out of this?”
Let’s break it down.
WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?
Everything you’ve been putting off… finally done.
The mess? Gone.
The guilt? Gone.
The backache? Definitely gone.
Here’s what you get when you call Ohio Junk Force:
- Your space back — the garage, the basement, the spare room you’ve been avoiding
- Your time back — no lost weekends hauling trash, sorting junk, or waiting for pickup
- Your peace of mind back — no stress about disposal rules, heavy lifting, or who’s showing up
You’ll be shocked at how good it feels to have it finally handled — and how fast and painless we make it.
And with our Spring Grand Slam offer, you’re getting:
- You can use up to $2,000+ in added value and savings, including partner perks, discounts, and upgrades from our trusted and vetted list of home services providers this spring (Handyman Services, Floor coverings, Pressure Washing, Cleaning & Organizing, Gutters, Plumbing, Security, and many more).
- Same-day or next-day availability (no more “we’ll get to you next Thursday”)
- Professionally trained, friendly and dependable, uniformed crews
- And that unbeatable guarantee: If you’re not amazed, it’s FREE.
This isn’t just junk removal.
It’s relief. Progress. A clean slate.
And the chance to feel proud of your home again — without breaking your back or your bank account.
Of course, you might be wondering — “Is this really as easy and trustworthy as it sounds?”
Fair question. Let’s talk about that.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IS REAL?
Because you’re not the first one to ask that — and we’ve got the receipts.
We’ve been hauling junk and clearing space for homeowners across Cleveland and Northeast Ohio for over 15 years.
We’re not new, we’re not a franchise, and we’re not going anywhere.
In fact, we’ve earned more than 1,000 5-star reviews from people just like you who said the exact same thing:
“I should’ve done this years ago.”
“They showed up on time, were super friendly, and had it done in under an hour.”
“They even swept up after — I couldn’t believe how easy it was.”
Still skeptical?
Here’s how seriously we take your satisfaction:
If you’re not completely thrilled with our work, we won’t charge you. Period.
No fine print.
No hidden “trip fees.”
No awkward arguments.
You’re either blown away — or it’s free.
You won’t find another junk removal company in Northeast Ohio that stands behind their work like that.
Now, even with all that, you might still be on the fence. Totally normal — let’s talk about what’s really stopping you.
HURRY, OFFER ENDS June 23, 2025!
Simple, call:
📣 Mention code: GRANDSLAM25
You’ll get access to the Spring bonuses and a fast quote — no pushy salespeople, no bait-and-switch.
WHAT MIGHT BE HOLDING YOU BACK?
You’re busy. You’ve got a lot on your plate.
And if you’re like most folks we talk to, this probably isn’t the first time you’ve thought about getting rid of all that stuff.
But here’s what we hear all the time — and maybe one of these sounds familiar:
- “It’s going to be too expensive.”
- “I should try to do it myself and save the money.”
- “I’m embarrassed — it’s a lot worse than I want to admit.”
- “I don’t know who’s showing up at my house.”
- “I’ve used a junk guy before — never again.”
We’ve heard it all.
And that’s exactly why we built this company differently.
With clear pricing, professional crews, and a guarantee so strong we’re putting our money on the line, we’ve taken away every excuse not to finally handle it.
You don’t need to clean before we come.
You don’t need to explain the story behind every pile.
You don’t even need to lift a thing.
You just point. We handle the rest.
And if you’re not thrilled with the result?
You don’t pay. Simple as that.
And hey — if you’ve been living with clutter for a while, here’s something else you need to hear:
WHO OR WHAT IS TO BLAME?
Not you.
Life happens.
Between work, kids, aging parents, projects that got delayed, and stuff that “might come in handy someday,” it’s easy to wake up one day and realize you’re surrounded by junk you didn’t plan on keeping.
Nobody sets out to fill a garage or basement with clutter.
It just… builds up. Quietly. Gradually.
And before long, it starts to feel too big to handle — physically, mentally, emotionally.
That’s not a personal failure. That’s just life stacking up.
And that’s why we exist.
We’re not here to judge. We’re not here to lecture.
We’re here to make it go away, quickly and kindly — so you can take back control of your space, your time, and your peace of mind.
You didn’t ask for the junk to pile up. But you can choose to make it disappear.
And we’ll be there when you do.
So if it’s not your fault… and it doesn’t have to be your problem anymore…
The only real question left is:
WHY NOW?
Because let’s be honest — you’ve already waited long enough.
That junk isn’t going anywhere.
The stress it causes? That’s real.
And if you’ve been meaning to “get around to it,” you know how easy it is to let another season slip by.
But right now, you’ve got:
✔ A crew ready to take care of it for you — fast
✔ A Spring Grand Slam deal with over $2,000 in savings and perks
✔ Same-day or next-day service available
✔ A no-risk guarantee: if you’re not thrilled, you don’t pay
And this whole offer?
It ends this month.
After that, the bonuses disappear, and your junk will still be sitting there, silently taking up space in your home and your head.
If not now, when?
This is your window.
Let’s clear it out.
Now, if you’re going to let someone into your home — especially to haul away a bunch of stuff — you need to trust them.
And you should.
HURRY, OFFER ENDS June 23, 2025!
Simple, call:
📣 Mention code: GRANDSLAM25
You’ll get access to the Spring bonuses and a fast quote — no pushy salespeople, no bait-and-switch.
WHY SHOULD YOU TRUST US?
We get it.
Letting strangers into your home isn’t a small thing — especially when you’ve had a bad experience before, or just don’t know what to expect.
That’s why we built Ohio Junk Force from the ground up to be a company you’d feel good about sending to your mom’s house.
We’re:
- Locally owned and operated right here in Northeast Ohio — not a national franchise with out-of-town call centers
- Uniformed, friendly and depndable crews who show up on time, in clean branded trucks
- Known and loved by thousands of homeowners — with over 1,000 verified 5-star reviews to back it up
- Professionally trained — not just to lift junk, but to treat your home and your time with respect
And here’s what really sets us apart:
If you’re not thrilled with our service, you don’t pay. Period.
We don’t take shortcuts.
We don’t send random guys in hoodies.
We don’t make excuses.
We do the job right — or we eat the bill.
Because that’s how trust is earned.
Alright — by now you’re probably thinking, “Okay, I’m interested… but what exactly do I have to do?”
Here’s the good news:
HOW DOES IT WORK?
We’ve made this as simple as it gets.
No long forms. No complicated options. No guessing games.
Here’s the entire process:
Step 1:
📞 Call or text us at (440) 577-6010
Mention code GRANDSLAM25 to unlock the spring bonuses
Step 2:
📋 We give you a quick quote — right over the phone in most cases. No pressure. No upsells.
Step 3:
📅 You choose a time that works for you — often same-day or next-day.
Step 4:
🚛 Our uniformed crew shows up, gets to work, and hauls everything out fast. You don’t lift a thing.
Step 5:
🧹 We sweep up after ourselves. Your space is clean, clear, and ready to use again.
Step 6:
💵 If you’re thrilled, we settle up — with your discount and bonuses already applied.
If you’re not? You don’t pay.
That’s it. No red tape. No delays.
Just your junk — gone, guaranteed.
At this point, there’s really just one thing left to do…
HOW CAN YOU GET STARTED?
Easy.
All it takes is one quick call or text.
No commitments. No pressure. Just a fast way to get the ball rolling.
Here’s how:
📞 Call or text (440) 577-6010
📣 Mention code: GRANDSLAM25
That code gets you:
- Over $2,000 in limited-time Spring savings and bonuses
- Priority booking (same-day or next-day service in most cases)
- And full access to our Amazing Service Guarantee
You’ll get a fast quote — usually on the spot.
If you like what you hear, we’ll schedule it.
If not? No hard feelings.
We’re not here to twist arms.
We’re here to clear junk — and make your life easier.
So if you’re ready to reclaim your garage, your basement, your weekend…
Let’s get it done.
Still on the fence? Totally fine.
But before you set this aside and tell yourself “maybe next weekend…”, ask yourself one last question:
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
Seriously. What’s the worst that happens?
You make a quick call.
You get a no-pressure quote.
Maybe you book it, maybe you don’t.
But if you do?
You could have that clutter gone tomorrow.
✅ No heavy lifting
✅ No strangers in hoodies
✅ No dumpster in your driveway
✅ No surprise charges
✅ And absolutely no risk
Because if you’re not 100% happy with the job, we don’t charge you a penny.
So you can either:
- Keep tripping over that broken bookshelf in the garage
- Keep apologizing for the basement when guests come over
- Keep waiting for “someday”
Or…
You can call Ohio Junk Force, take 60 seconds to get a quote, and finally cross this off your list — for good.
You’ve waited long enough.
Let’s clear it out.
📞 Call or text (440) 577-6010
📣 Mention code: GRANDSLAM25
🗓️ Offer ends this month — and when it’s gone, so are the bonuses.
Talk soon,
Chris Blumfeldt
Owner, Ohio Junk Force
Locally Owned. Not a Franchise. Just the Real Deal.
HURRY, OFFER ENDS June 23, 2025!
Simple, call:
📣 Mention code: GRANDSLAM25
You’ll get access to the Spring bonuses and a fast quote — no pushy salespeople, no bait-and-switch.
P.S. This offer disappears after the end of the month — and so will your chance to get over $2,000 in bonus savings, same-day junk removal, and the satisfaction of finally getting that space cleared out.
